Cook to Bang

Cook to Bang

Alright, this is so great I just have to post it. Last Friday night, my girlfriend and I spent an hour or so writing a birthday song for our good friend Spencer, whose blog Cook to Bang details his culinary and sexual exploits – with tons of great recipes. Using my newly purchased Autotune iphone app (thanks T-Pain!), we sang and rapped over a smooth beat and came up with this little gem. If I’d known R&B was this easy to make, I’d have been doing it long ago.

Download here or listen:


This is for all you hungry lovers out there
looking to have a gourmet affair
spencer will show you what you need
to have her down on her knees

It’s a little thing he likes to call Cook to Bang
giving you sexy new ways to entertain
his recipes drive the ladies insane
and you may have to clean up a stain

If you wanna get her in the sack
and make her lips smack
all you have to do is pull out your spice rack
and whip her up a tasty snack

You too can be the boom king
you’ll make her taste buds sing
They’ll say foo de fa fa
as they show you their fritatas

You can Cook to Bang
Aww Yeah
Everybody Cook to Bang
Even You

It’s the latest sensation
Cook to Bang is sweeping the nation
take a sip of his libation lubrication
Get ready for a culinary home invasion

He’s a lecherous leprechaun
Trying to help you get your groove on
so don’t be afraid of your stove and oven
they’ll help you get some good good lovin

So slip on your apron and put on your mits
and go grab your pots and pans
and give her something to put in her mouth
it’ll make you feel like a man


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